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BS is Nice Dildo Review
I kind of forgot that I had this dildo because for some reason it ended up in the back of my toy chest, which is weird because it’s very colorful and not the type of thing you could easily miss. I was...
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Tantus Flurry O2: the Vagina Wants What the Vagina Wants
And my vagina pretty much demands some shaft curvature. The Tantus Flurry O2 is an aesthetically pleasing, well-designed, dual-density dildo. Image from TantusInc.com. See? Super pretty, while still...
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Bad Dragon Moko Review: OH MAN, YOU GUYS.
A few months back, before Sprintec took hold of my sex drive and squashed it like a bug, Bad Dragon offered me a custom dildo of my choice. Custom, you say? Just how custom? Pretty fuckin’ custom....
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A Religious Dildo Experience
A few nights ago, I had – as the title suggests – what I could only describe as a religious dildo experience. It was like a cloud that had been in place a long time was suddenly lifted. I t was like...
View Article“Alright, I Got a Lotta Things to Put in a Lotta Holes”
The really weird thing about having a regular full time day job is that you can’t just masturbate willy-nilly. I mean, I’m sure people do it, and more power to them. But I like to be in a certain...
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The Comet Wand: You Made Me Understand
As someone who’s struggled with her G-spot, but firmly believes that it’s not just a made up thing, I was beyond excited to get my hands on the Jopen Key Comet Wand. It was designed specifically for...
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A Very Tantus Threesome
Wine-colored Tantus G-Force G-Spot Dildo G-Force I’m going to make a bold claim: I believe that G-Force might be the most underrated, under-hyped dildo in Tantus’s lineup. Using the G-force (and a...
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I got some goodies from Sh!: Honey 2 and Desire
When I visited my old roommate over the summer at her new abode in London, I was excited to finally pay a visit to Sh! in Hoxton. Sh! is a woman-owned and woman-focused1 boutique style erotic shop....
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Tantus Gary and Uncut #2: The Squish of Dreams
One might think that because I’ve been writing about sex toys for over four years now, I would have some kind of ultra-elaborate routine – a set-up fit for a queen. In a way, I do: I have something...
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Jack-a-Thon 2017: Five Toys, One Blogger
Late last week, I realized that my review queue had grown wildly long between the end of last summer and this spring. Somehow, I’d amassed something like ten new toys, either explicitly for review...
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